Large, 20oz, Venti.
Mar 13th, 2010 by Coffee Lover
“The length of a coffee order is uncannily proportional to the strength of the migraine.”
This character exists in every workplace, in every vanpool, and in every West Coast coffee line.
(my favorite part: “stir it.” A purposefully layered (then stirred) caramel macchiato? Awesome.)
Large,
20 oz,
Venti,
White Coffee,
Sugar-Free,
Fat-Free,
Skinny,
Breve,
Caramel Macchiato,
Sauce (not syrup),
Sugar-Free vanilla and caramel,
1/4 inch,
dry,
tight,
soy foam,
180 degrees,
extra hot,
Ice-cubes on top,
Penta,
Half-Caf,
Ristretto,
Afogado,
Plus E,
One Sweet and Low,
1 and 1/2 Sugar in the Raw
Double cup,
Sleeve between them,
Fat-Free whip,
Fat-Free Chocolate drizzle,
Chocolate shavings,
Cinnamon,
Nutmeg,
One skinny straw,
And stir it.
“…and can you actually get it right this time?”
And yes, the makers of this video are perfectly aware that “large,” “20 oz,” “Venti,” all mean the same thing. As well as, “fat-free” and “skinny,” “split-shot” and “half-caf.”
…This is the point…
Duration : 0:1:22
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no, it’s actually …
no, it’s actually drip
some starbucks …
some starbucks actually can pull ristretto, not everyone uses automatic machines.
Lol @ Napoleon …
Lol @ Napoleon Dynomi–I mean Iceprice90.
its the tought that …
its the tought that counts; its funny because its exagerated to the extreme; dont be a buzzkill
there is a button …
there is a button on our espresso machine that says “ristretto.” We offer ristretto in Arizona, I’m absolutely certain. Thanks anyways, come again!
there is no …
there is no ristretto in starbucks usa and canada but not sure about europe because ristretto are mostly offer in Italy as well as other european nation. trust me i know..
and this video isnt even funny, that guy dint even pay for his drink..
PS- I think that’s …
PS- I think that’s one of my regulars. Knocks on the door right at opening time. haha
we have ristretto.. …
we have ristretto… but not sugar free sauce.
NO!
NO!
its not funny at …
its not funny at all, because some of the stuff he wants are not offer at Starbucks like fat free whip, fat free chocolate drizzle and restretto.
I’ll stop by the …
I’ll stop by the Seattle Pike Place Starbucks today and let ‘em know that “drip coffee” is wrong.
My guess is you’re either East coast or British. If the later, for good measure I’ll insist Starbucks also pronounce aluminum like “Aloo – min – ee- um!” Haha!
why do americans …
why do americans have such a problem with lattes and mochas and breves what is the big problem the rest of the world can just order it and not need to get all this attention for it. have some respect for yourselves people
and its filter coffee not drip
I’m so the medium …
I’m so the medium drip guy
I hate starfux
stupidity at work …
stupidity at work in coffee places…
To start with the coffee is overpriced. You’re paying double or triple of what it is… They should be controlled.
hahahaha hilarious
hahahaha hilarious
I do like how a few …
I do like how a few are contradictory… oh and picking up people as they walk in… I love living in a small town..
I went home and ate …
I went home and ate a stake and drank a beer… a microbrew…
those were all real …
those were all real things you can have in/done to your drink..
Hillarious!
Hillarious!
And what he want to …
And what he want to eat then? o_O
really great! i …
really great! i usually get a large strong flat white each morn! mmmmmmm xjoeyx
wow that was a hard …
wow that was a hard order…i got nothing from what he wanted…wow good job…