World’s Wildest Police Commentary

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Feb 25th, 2010 by Coffee Lover

It was another normal day in Dayton, Ohio…until trouble struck. A man robbing a liquor store steals a 1995 white SUV and decides to go for a little joyride. He thinks he’s going to make a clean getaway…but the cops have a thing or two to say about that. And so do I…because I’m in the car with him…right now. And I just had five cups of justice-flavored coffee…and cant stop sneering. He’s looking at me weird. We’ll see how weird he looks, when he gets five years…in the big house.

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16 Responses to “World’s Wildest Police Commentary”

on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am1UncheckedIrony

This guy has a …
This guy has a heavenly excuse for this parking lot apocalypse
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am2DrCowboyFace

He should really …
He should really stop taking Gary on those bank robbings.
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am3Thawooz

“Now this maniac is …
“Now this maniac is having his own private party; In Jail!” – John Bunnell
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am4az0r22

“So it turns out , …
“So it turns out , he won’t be sleeping in money , but .. in jail ” – John Bunnell
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am5TwoCows23

That’s exactly how …
That’s exactly how the Police Chases guy sounds.
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am6styruphoum

4,000 VIEW!!!! …
4,000 VIEW!!!! lollLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOooolololololOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOOOOO
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am7Ronnyman

Omg, I love this!
Omg, I love this!
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am8AnonymousSnack

haha
haha
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am9sentient02970

“He’s about to …
“He’s about to learn a valuable lesson: crime…doesn’t…pay” – John Bunnell
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am10Falselyaccused

“Maybe next time …
“Maybe next time he’ll think twice about breaking the law”-Sherriff John Burnell
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am11jasonslave123

would you shut up …
would you shut up already?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am12Theemcalister

sounds like …
sounds like cleveland from family guy!!
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am13JRChadwick

I’m surprised there …
I’m surprised there have not been more parodies of him.
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am14rdempsey1997

First rating!
First rating!
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am15chrisisretardedxD

haha
haha
on 25 Feb 2010 at 1:17 am16SciFiClide

lol
lol

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